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Playful Poking beats Pious Platitudes
Age 58 From Phoenix, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
So apparently, though this site advertises as free - it won't let you see your messages. Screw that - if you think that's as idiotic as I do, contact me via that G thing at thegreatinspiration and hopefully this will get around their silliness. I'm not anti-capitalism, I'm anti-lying. You can also find me with the handle NotYourAverageW on a totally free site that that actually delivers what they say they will and has "cupid' in the name (I think it will strip it if I actually type it out here.

So send me to that place, url link to your profile here. And read below. It's silly to not read a profile - I'm flattered if you find me attractive, but that doesn't necessarily mean we're compatible.

I'm agnostic and after a few rounds on some other dating sites, I remembered that after the twenty-ninth or so "I'm sorry but we're not matched - you see, your god will smite me for my freethinking ways, and I know if you fall for me, you'll feel the need sooner or later to tie me to a bed for an exorcism or conversion therapy or something and I'm just not into that." I do begin to get a little bitter. Luckily for you, I realized this after only the tenth such response and so I'm here with all my shiny happy unique brand of optimism.

Or something.

Anyway - let's see what happens here.
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Guide
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Gardening, Reading, Volunteering
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Well, through this medium - only first meetings - coffee, a light hike, maybe meet up at an event like First Fridays. No pressure, low time/ money investment for everyone involved. And ideally it would be playful and have some sparks and lead to a date. But it would still be good if it were interesting, friendly and led to a good friend.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To learn more about chess - where I could actually do a tournament. Fencing - I took a class in college and keep meaning to take one again. Skydiving, climbing a really big mountain, walking the Appalachian Trail, or across the US, or some other country. Space shuttle? Making cheese. Taking a gourmet cooking class. Improv comedy.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
I think more in terms of projects and somehow they weave themselves into something resembling what other people see as "goals" - currently, my projects include saving money, building my wacky quarterly weekend events, building a couple of sculptures I've had on the list for a while and getting six paintings done so I can have a small show, as well as completing my mural painting portfolio.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, New age, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Let's see, the last time I found myself really having a blast, I was saran wrapping strangers to a stripper pole I'd let someone shove through a piano I'd built so that a woman I knew could have a moment of rolling around on it singing show tunes in a sequinned dress at a celebration of Octopuses that I threw together on the fly with twenty people I know I can throw such ideas out to and they will jump on board.

Not that this is the only sort of thing I have fun at, but you know, that level of hilarity is something I seek. And adore when I can find/ make it.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I look for qualities similar to my own - kindness but strength, self-motivation but a balanced ego, the ability both to communicate clearly and to listen and hear what another is saying. Obviously for dating, I'd have to be physically attracted, but that's a wide set of qualities that fit in that.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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